Character profile: Thugsley

23rd Jan 2018, 4:34 AM
Character profile: Thugsley
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Cartoonist_at_Large 23rd Jan 2018, 4:34 AM
No-Brainer's partner-in-mass-mayhem is an equally large slab of dull-witted beef known as Thugsley. While No-Brainer can be excused on the grounds that his brain was punched out of his ear in his former life as a boxer, Thugsley's incompetence is simply down to one fact: he is a moron. While perfectly capable of handling tasks that involve tearing robots or radioative mutants limb from limb, or just the word 'Destroy!', anything requiring instructions with more than two steps leave poor Thugsley hopelessly out of his depth. Strategy is implausible, subtelty is a baffling mystery, and solutions where things DON'T get punched might as well be a foreign language. But his employers don't pay him to think - so what he does do well, gets done with immeasurable ease....