Character profile: Scuba Ninja!

19th Aug 2020, 2:44 AM
Character profile: Scuba Ninja!
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Cartoonist_at_Large 19th Aug 2020, 2:44 AM
Chuck Norris? Pffft, Chuck Norris is a pushover compared to this guy! For years, the short-statured martial artist Scuba Ninja has trained and fought in the most hostile and unforgiving environments known to man, overcoming any and all obstacles they may place in front of him. For Scuba Ninja, there are no conditions in which kung fu fightin' should be impossible: thus, ha has learned to fight everywhere from mid-air to deep underground! Ever had your butt kicked by a giant ball of rubber bands? Then chances are you ran into Scuba Ninja during his 'tied up in things' phase!
Currently, the Master is training in the deep ocean with his comrades in G.L.U.G; learning to resist cold, crushing water pressure and inherent limitations of punches, kicks and swordplay within fluids. Aquiesse, Barry the Encephalopod and Nordberg the Sub-standard Mariner look up to Scuba Ninja, and he could easily lead their team - but he gladly defers to his mermaid comrade because A) she clearly needs the leadership experience, B) she knows the ocean better than he does, and C) hey, the whole thing was her idea! By the time he eventually moves on, Scuba Ninja hopes he will have molded G.L.U.G into something vaguely resembling a competent team.... as well as being able to recruit new members who will last more than one mission. Next on his agenda, everyone suspects, will be the vastness of space - without a space suit!