Character profile: Agony Aunt

20th May 2020, 8:42 AM
Character profile: Agony Aunt
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Cartoonist_at_Large 20th May 2020, 8:42 AM
Aunts are lovely, aren't they? Supportive, loving, fun to hang out with during the holidays and at Christmas.... unless, of course, you get saddled with this gorgon for a relation! Or even just as a babysitter.... Agony aunt, one of the inner circle of the fanatical Holly Rollers - side by side with her equally terrifying sister, Bible Basher - is a firm believer in never sparing the rod (i.e, her walking stick) and never, ever letting those repulsive children even think about getting spoiled! She has honed her invective-laced Power Nag to a razor's edge dissecting in minute detail every single fault she comes across, whether in children, teenagers, or adults who should know better - leaving behind a trail of crushed hopes, derailed self esteems and chronic inferiority complexes.... but all, she believes, for the Greater Good. Because, let's face it, what good had ever come of children getting all confident and proactive? Nothing but trouble, in her opinion! Agony aunt seeks out sin wherever she finds it - and if none is readily to hand, she can simply misinterpret someone's intentions to an implausible degree and secure herself a new crusade at the drop of a hat!