The Fight Squad Better Business Bureau 1

5th Feb 2020, 3:48 AM
The Fight Squad Better Business Bureau 1
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Cartoonist_at_Large 5th Feb 2020, 3:48 AM
"Ah, hello, Mr. Lorimmer, good to see you again! What? No, no, we have met before, two days from now - although in that meeting, I won't recognise you at all, as I've had to travel back in time from three weeks in the future to fill in for Now Me, while he's busy at a very important conference in 7th century China; and therefore can't actually be here to see you for the first time! Yes, I know it's confusing, but you'll get the hang of it. Now, I have the paperwork you filled out after that second-first meeting, and I am happy to report that the problem you don't even know how to precisely articulate at this present moment has been dealt with most satisfactorily - it took a slight rearrangement of the timelines, and the inadvertent extinction of a species of beetle that would otherwise have evolved into the saviour of humanity - but I think we can safely say that all the right decisions were made! In fact, precisely one year, fifteen days and 7.75 hours from now, you will: in the penthouse suite of your multibillion dollar apartment complex, in the presence of four seperate iterations of myself simultaneously! Not Me me, unfortunately.... I'm apparently destined to be marooned in the mid-Cretaceous period sometime in the next 18 seconds, but, ah well, them's the brea--*"