Character profile: Tin Lizzy

13th Nov 2019, 8:09 AM
Character profile: Tin Lizzy
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Cartoonist_at_Large 13th Nov 2019, 8:09 AM
Taking her name from the ubiquitous, cheaply-produced Model T. Fords of the 1910's, Tin Lizzy represents the efforts of the crotchety cabal Aged Koncern to embrace the wonders of that new-dang-frangled 'technology' those awful young people keep blathering on about. And Lizzy is a mechanoid after their own shrivelled hearts: foul tempered, creaking and utterly unswerving in her persecution of anyone who even thinks about enjoying their lives, she rules her assigned territory with an iron fist.... well, a titanium-tungsten alloy fist, actually, but we won't hold that against her. Crone Co. were pleased to lend their experimental android to such an illustrious and deserving organisation for a test-drive - although possibly less so now, as there seems to be no hope of ever getting her back! Apparently, according to the lawyers from Aged Koncern's allies The Directorate, Lizzy has been enlisted 'for the greater good', and any attempts to reclaim her will be met with the sternest legal opposition; under Statute Zeta-3, Subclause 132a, otherwise known as 'the customer is always right, especially since they can afford to hire us to glare menacingly at you, so go away'. Does Tin Lizzy trust anyone under thirty? Heck no! In fact, does she even trust anyone at all? Errrr.... you go ask her.