Character profile: Craterface

28th Aug 2019, 5:37 AM
Character profile: Craterface
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Cartoonist_at_Large 28th Aug 2019, 5:37 AM
Ha! Stoopid parents - I'd like to see them find me now! 'Ooooh, we're gonna send you to Spaaaace College! We're gonna make you a respectable member of blah blah blah blah...' As if! Learning's fer wimps! And old people! Now that I've jumped half way across the galaxy and found a new planet to live on, I can do I want, amirite? Me, CraterFace! Heh.... 'Earth'.... what a spnork-wad name for a planet.... But I'm gonna like it here, an' ya know why? 'Cause I'm finally bigger than everyone else! No-one's gonna tell me what to do - I'll just step on 'em! I think I'll call my new kingdom 'Loser-World'.... No, no! 'Butt-stink planet'! Ha ha ha ha ha!! That's awesome--

Hey, it's some kinda big, ugly robot lizard! Yo, ugly! I'm the numero uno monster around here now! Find your own city! You wanna take it outside, clanky?! Do ya?!

Hey! No!