Character Profile: Bible Basher

11th Sep 2018, 6:00 AM
Character Profile: Bible Basher
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Cartoonist_at_Large 11th Sep 2018, 6:00 AM
Enid 'Bible' Basher always had problem with 'The Good Book' when she taught it to her frankly indifferent succession of Sunday School classes: there was far too much love, forgiveness and redemption, in her opinion; and not enough punishment and abject ruination of sin. So, in her infinite wisdom, she decided to create her own addition to the greatest book ever published - The Book of Enid, where everything, and she meant everything, was the greatest affront to moral and spiritual decency the world had ever seen! Even the stuff that flatly contradicted the other stuff! With the tacit approval of her similarly-unhinged sister Agony Aunt, Enid set forth to tame the rebellious little Hellions that slouched through her doors every sabbath - by making them too afraid to even scratch their noses without her wrath descending unto them from on high! Maybe then the pair could get a bit of peace and quiet....